trcunning:

earthdad:

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

via  bloodsbane  (originally  earthdad)
posted 6 hours ago · 27/8/2014 · 1,708 notes

via  serialjoykiller  (originally  toocooltobehipster)
posted 7 hours ago · 27/8/2014 · 383,409 notes

callmeoutis:

reasons to join the rwby fandom:

image

via  severalbadpunslater  (originally  callmeoutis)
posted 7 hours ago · 27/8/2014 · 1,625 notes

I have to get up and get my laundry out of the dryer but I’m too horrible

posted 7 hours ago · 27/8/2014 · 0 notes

certifiedbottom:

i cant believe oprah just changed math forever and theres nothing we can do about it

via  fun123joker  (originally  versaceslut)
posted 7 hours ago · 27/8/2014 · 159,322 notes

yungterra:

You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.

via  adiostoreadumb  (originally  yungterra)
posted 7 hours ago · 27/8/2014 · 57,212 notes

angelclark:

99-Year-Old Lady Sews A Dress A Day For Children In Need 

Lillian Weber, a 99-year-old good Samaritan from Iowa, has spent the last few years sewing a dress a day for the Little Dresses For Africa charity, a Christian organization that distributes dresses to children in need in Africa and elsewhere.

Weber’s goal is to make 1,000 dresses by the time she turns 100 on May 6th. So far, she’s made more than 840. Though she says she could make two a day, she only makes one – but each single dress she makes per day is personalized with careful stitchwork. She hopes that each little girl who receives her dress can take pride in her new garment.

via  fun123joker  (originally  angelclark)
posted 7 hours ago · 27/8/2014 · 19,183 notes

soufoaklin:

Six Tips to Help Freshmen Adjust to College Life at Pitt

Welcome Freshman! And congratulations… you’re about to begin your “adult” life where your biggest hurdle will be ungluing yourself from Snapchat for more than 35 seconds to challenge yourself to develop an attention span of a full minute. Wait, did your phone just ding? Ahhh, who gives a fuck, you’ve probably already stopped reading by now. But just in case you’re in the 1% category of incoming freshman who can actually read a full paragraph, pat yourself on the back, and dig in for these six tips to help you adjust to college life at Pitt.

via  hail-to-pitt  (originally  soufoaklin)
posted 7 hours ago · 27/8/2014 · 21 notes

via  salmonking  (originally  browsethestacks)
posted 8 hours ago · 27/8/2014 · 1,220 notes
#Q

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posted 8 hours ago · 27/8/2014 · 0 notes
#fuck #relapse #at least I kept it pretty minimal

konec0:

jojje94:

Notification trolling.

shit those are really good impressions tbh

via  captain-boomerang  (originally  jojje94)
posted 9 hours ago · 27/8/2014 · 127,503 notes
#Q

There are so many things I have to do to try and take care of myself and I am incapable of any of them

posted 9 hours ago · 27/8/2014 · 0 notes

I don’t know what to do to get help and I don’t want to be alone right now but there’s literally nothing anyone can do because it’s just this fucking depression and nothing I’ve ever done has had any impact on making it pass

posted 9 hours ago · 27/8/2014 · 0 notes

thecutestofthecute:

"He was so tired that he had to be carried home"

thecutestofthecute:

"He was so tired that he had to be carried home"

via  severalbadpunslater  (originally  thecutestofthecute)
posted 10 hours ago · 27/8/2014 · 62,264 notes
#Q

importantbirds:

a birb of the type of pineapple or maybe porcupine
SORRY not for a sample thems spike is the defensive fence better WATCH those pointer

importantbirds:

a birb of the type of pineapple or maybe porcupine

SORRY not for a sample thems spike is the defensive fence better WATCH those pointer
via  importantbirds  (originally  importantbirds)
posted 11 hours ago · 27/8/2014 · 695 notes
#Q